February 2011
This was my day
I was sick. And couldn’t go home.
This is how I felt when Ms. Lewis was giving a speech to this class and for some reason used our conversation before class as an example innit, yet didn’t even get what I actually SAID and instead made it seem like I outright said to her face; “IDGAF ABOUT THIS CLASS” (which I do, it’s just turning into a headache) when I CLEARLY....
January 2011
Best day ever
Mfw I got frozen yogurt today and the cashier’s actual name was Dante and our total was $6.66
BEST. DAY. EVER.
In which I write a poetic madlib to Arexia
Dear Alexia
I fart you. You have a nice dick . You make me stupid. You should piss. Someday I will fuck. You + me =sound. If I saw you now I’d punch. I want to throw you. I would build a penis booger just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be “I wanna fuck a dog in the ass”. We could jizz under the stars. Love, Kyle (P.S.I JUST CAME! OW MY DICK!)
Filled-in words...
According to Sebastien Teller... Guy-Manuel,...
electric-town:
changextheworld:
daftgifs:
He is also a rather… sexual man. Also, “tender and gentle”.
If it’s one thing I’d like to get “tender” and “gentle” with…
I’d rather not say.
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
oeifhsolifhrfghlwsdf.
jjrlglrgrrrlrrjfkdr. I came
HNNNGHH →
I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME.
AT THE SAME TIME I DON’T
BECAUSE ILL PISS MYSELF IN FEAR. YO, ANNIE AUSTIN AND ALEXIA (y so many ‘a’ names) WE NEED TO HAVE AN /ACTUAL/ SCARY GAMES PARTY WITH THIS GAME.
Reblog if you adore masked musicians.
What I think when kids in my class read
whatshelearnedfromyou:
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds...
reblog with a picture of you laughing alone with...
electric-town:
protonpack:
sailorswayze:
thelilnan:
ididnotwantsalmon:
feelingbatman:
vazqueeze:
vanilla puddinggg.
celery
Peanut Butter.
Mayonnaise
Chili
OH DOG BONE
HOW DID YOU GET SO HILARIOUS
Pringles, y u cover Rinzler’s leg!? I LOOK SO HIGH
OH FRESH AND EASY NUTRIGRAIN BAR. YOU’RE MY ONLY FRIEND
Gallows →
HNNGH I WANT THIS ALBUM
“And when you’re growing down instead...
Roses are red, Violets are blue
If I’m...
Fucking FInals
Such bullshit. I found out today I have a 69 in Algebra 2 (haa), and if I want to get a C in the class, I have to get a C on the final. A final full of bullshit I don’t know. Or something. But I wonder, if I fail this semester, but pass the next, could I still graduate? ~.3~. I only failed one semester of geometry, so I just have one semester of math credits to fill. But who knows.
I would...
all my hate
mfw finding out Social network beat Black Swan in Best Motion picture: Drama and Best director AND beat HANS ZIMMER AND DANNY ELFMAN IN BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
At first I was like
Then I was like
Then I was like
Then I was finally like
electric-town asked: BITCH. Y YU PUDDI
electric-town asked: BITCH. Y YU PUDDI
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Mfw realizing my sister took the xbox with her towhereevershewent and leaving red dead redemption, after I had planned to play it all day.
SHE’S TAUNTING ME.
Yonderboi? →
This song…hnnghh. I like this guy.
Astounded by the intelligence of techies
And my own retardation. Worked the dance show tonight, and the techies were using walkie talkies to relay information on what dances went and what groups needed to go back stage, instead of just relying on the shitty runners. I WAS ASTOUNDED AT THIS. HOW HAS NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE?!
Tomorrow is going to be /awesome/. I’m going to have the house all to myself ALL DAY. My parents...
Lolwat
So were balancing the budget as a class. And this one chick is throwing a shitfit because no ones doing what she wants to do or agreeing with her.
i love this class
Im in con law.
Im in my con law class. And i just balanced the budget by taxing the shit out of alcohol and cigs. Lol. Id piss soooo many people off if i was in charge. mainly my dad. God why do we spend money on so many things.
Lalalalaaa. Mr. Longs having computer problems and its funny. Hes angered the electronic gods. We were going to watch mr. smith goes to washington, but the computer was being a dick....
Why I shouldn't be allowed on the computer
6:30- Okay I’m home, time to do my algebra homework on the computer!
7:00- Okay, I’ve responded to all my roleplays. NOW I can do my homework!
8:00- Okay okay, I’ve dicked around on /b/ enough. Time to start! Actually, I’ma just check in /ic/ for two seconds, see what they’re up to..Oh hey, a practice figuring drawing thread, with a model to draw! This’ll take...
“Vesuvius, I am here
You are all I have
Fire of fire, I’m insecure
For...”
– Sufjan Stevens- Vesuvius
HATERS GONNA HATE →
So
This night kinda sucks. Just when I was about to give in and work on my art project or Algebra 2 homework because I was so bored I went on 4chan and found a live streaming of Shaun of the Dead.
My /b/rothers never let me down. It’s Shaun of the dead time.
I'm angry at you
Because everything I do to get closer to you is shoved away.
Because you constantly remind yourself of your loneliness, of your terrible life.
Because you don’t realize that I could make it all better if you would just open up and let me.
I’m angry. But no one cares.
botanyandthediver asked: why do I miss you so much
botanyandthediver asked: why do I miss you so much
I want only to haunt you, but you’re never...
Medieval Times
So I went to Medieval times today with my sister and her friends
and this is basically what happened
No joke. The Blue knight (who was, rather cute) Lobbed a flower right at our table, headed right for jenn and her friend, and BAM out of the blue, her guy friend grabs it out of the air before they could catch it. Best part of the night